Memo to the "conservative" protestant "evangelical" kiddies...

RE: Santorum or Romney?

First, let me make one thing clear: This is a political thing, not a religious one. I know you're all heretics and deep down inside your very heart of hearts, you know it too. But let's put that aside for the moment and agree we've got to stop that non-observant mormon, big-government statist, babykilling elitist, and DeathLoving fraud Mitterand "MittCain" Romnoid from ensuring another four years of dictatorial power for that jug-eared jackass who's an even greater Lover of Death. [Heck, even a real mormon would be preferable. I could live with a federal ban on caffeine but I'm not prepared to put up with trapshooting with babies as the new national pastime.]

That's right, kiddies. You heard it here first. Mittens the Pompadoured Pussy will lose the general election so badly it will make his newest friend, Senator War Hero, look like a winner.

If you're a regular visitor to my neighborhood, you know I think the good ol' USA has been dead for a long, long time. But that doesn't mean our elections [if they are still free and fair, of course] don't matter. Bolshevik the Clown will kill millions. President Mittens will kill tens of thousands. And don't forget the untold number of souls lost to Hell under either of these geniuses.

We need Rick Santorum. Rick is a Catholic gentleman with only one wife and a passel of kids. His father was a lifelong coal miner. He's pro-life, pro-gun, anti-commie and anti-terrorist.

Sure, Mr. Santorum is a professional politician. But we the people are responsible for the fact we have a ruling political class in the land of the "free" and the home of the "brave".

Romnoid won't attack Emperor Haile Unlikely. Santorum will.

MittCain will be rightly seen as not that different from Insane Hussein Insaner. Santorum will revel in the contrast between himself and the ruling DeathLoving elite. [Just watch him in the upcoming primaries.]

The bottom line?

Defeating the DeathLovers and rolling back their culture of death [religious, economic, political, and everything] will take millions of small steps. Electing Rick Santorum president would be an obvious one.