Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Wherein Fyodor exposes GOP presidential hopeful Herman Cain as an alien from outer space.

I hereby accuse alleged human being "Herman Cain" of being a member of a superior race of aliens from some other planet [Lovetron, perhaps?].

"Mr. Cain" has an undergraduate degree in mathematics and a Master's Degree in computer science. He has also been a wildly successful businessman and has amassed a great personal fortune through hard work, perseverance and cleverness.

As all melanin-rich human kiddies are constantly taught by their moral and intellectual superiors, these things are impossible for them and their only hope is sports or the entertainment industry.

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