Czar Pukin sports some tiny morning wood.

If only Mother Russia was free of tiny men whose only desire is to make their countrymen dance when they say "Dance!" and die when they say "Die!"...oh, what a glorious sight she would be.

Tragically, Russia has never produced a sufficient number of good men.

Putin says U.S. is 'parasite' on global economy

LAKE SELIGER, Russia - Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin accused the United States on Monday of living beyond its means "like a parasite" on the global economy and said dollar dominance was a threat to the financial markets.

- Roto-Reuters via Yahoo! Malaysia News