Mr. Newton Gingrich is not fit to be President.

I am happy ol' Newt found his way home to Rome, though a cynic might claim he only converted to keep his third "wife" (a "devout" Catholic) happy. [BTW, how devout can a woman who commits adultery with a married man be? Of course, that was his second "wife", which may not really count. Newt's first wife was one of his high school teachers. He was nineteen and she was twenty-six...Ow, my head is starting to hurt...but you get my point...]

Putting his profoundly icky personal life aside for the moment, Newt's a professional politician and we have had enough of them to last several lifetimes. [See Benito Insane Okhrana.]

Herman Cain for President!

Newt should spend the rest of his days praying, going to confession, going to mass, reading St. Augustine, St. Thomas Aquinas, St. Francis De Sales, St. Anselm, et cetera, and doing penance for his sins while staying away from earthly power - which he has admitted contributed to his marital infidelities.


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