Wednesday, May 19, 2010

DING-DONG, THE DING-DONG'S DEAD!

Well, politically dead. Ol' Senator Brain Damage will continue to haul his carcass to DC until next January. Intellectually, he never existed at all.
What a joyous day in Totalitarian Pennsylvania! And all The Party of Blasphemy, Buggery, and 'Bortion did was run a Sleestak against Mumblin' Arlen.
Of course, it wasn't just any old Sleestak from Land of the Lost [see 1970's TV, kiddies, not that miserable movie]. Nope, they found themselves a "retired" Admiral Sleestak. Imagine that! A Democrass with an actual war record...
Well, maybe. It seems the U.S. Navy whacked Admiral Sleestak for some sort of misbehavior, but he won't release his records, so we don't know exactly what kind of moron, goofball, or pervert Sleestak is.
HE SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO GETS ELECTED TO THE SENATE FROM PENNSYLVANIA!
Get used to hearing "Senator Sleestak" starting in November.

BTW, congrats to Slow Eddie and the Jug-Eared Commie Creep for doing "everything they could" to help poor old Arlen.

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