If only the brilliant billionairess could be persuaded to write just one more, we would be treated to tales of happily molested boy wizards!

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On a serious note, kiddies, I am sure that if there were wizards and they buggered little boys in their charge, they would use their magic so the boys would not grow up depressed, suicidal, anti-social, anti-family, anti-woman, anti-reality drug addicts.

Wizards are cool that way.