Happily, those of us who are of Italian descent do not have to bother with this silliness...

Roto-Reuters: FDA adds hearing loss risk to Viagra, others

...or, What? You wanna do what with my what?

U.S. regulators on Thursday added new warnings about the potential risk of sudden hearing loss to best-selling impotence drugs Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, used by millions of men.