The Glorious People's Animatronics Commissariat must have recently received a fresh roll of Soviet-era duct tape.

How else to explain the nonsense vomiting forth from Havana?

AP: Castro: Bush could spark nuclear war

In case the duct tape fails CowardlyCuriousGeorge FlyingBushMonkey is ready...

AP: Bush touts Cuban life after Castro
President Bush on Wednesday blistered Cuba's regime and challenged the international community to help the people of the communist island shed Fidel Castro's rule and become a free society.