If these two crazy kids can't work things out, what hope is there for us normal folks?

The Mansons.

Gay Wired (WTF??? That's gotta hurt! Or maybe it's a political statement- you know, they're "hard-(sorry) wired" for sodomy from birth (but not conception, of course). - F.G.): Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese Call It Quits
Christmas Eve: A time for family, friendship and, in the case of bi-sexual rocker Marilyn Manson and his burlesque dancer wife Dita Von Teese , a time for putting an end to theirs.

Wait a minute...burlesque?

Memo To The Lamebrain With All Those Curves: It died in the 1930s.