Thursday, November 16, 2006

Democrasses stab 'Mutha' in the back and pick a drink to lead them.

John "Mutha" Murtha (the Party of Blasphemy, Buggery, and 'Bortion's point man on running away from the war in Iraq because he once fought bravely for his country many decades ago) was soundly defeated today in his bid to become House Majority Leader by a "Steny Hoyer", which was a drink much favored by Dorothy Parker and her friends at the Algonquin Round Table - Stalinists all.

CQPolitics.com (I have no idea. - F.G.): Hoyer Easily Wins House Majority Leader Spot Over Murtha
Democratic Rep. Steny H. Hoyer of Maryland has been selected by the Democratic caucus to serve as Majority Leader in the 110th Congress, easily defeating Rep. John P. Murtha of Pennsylvania — who had been backed by incoming Speaker Nancy Pelosi of California — on a 149-86 vote.

Here's how to make a Steny Hoyer:

Mix equal parts crab juice and bitters. Let stand in hot sun for no less than six hours.

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