I would say the mormon crackup continues apace, but they have been cracked since the beginning...

Oh, ok, here's the gratuitous shot at the salamander-whisperers...

Her parents probably wanted her to marry a guy with some experience, one with three or four wives.

KTVB: Authorities say Utah parents kidnap daughter to foil wedding

SALT LAKE CITY -- Some parents plan weddings, others unplan them. Authorities in Utah say parents Lemuel and Julia Redd of Provo, told their 21-year-old daughter they were taking her shopping back in August, a few days before her planned wedding.