Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The funny thing is, Boobra Stresshand hasn't been able to sing for years.

What do you do when you can't sing anymore and normal folks won't listen to your insane and illiterate political screeds? Why, unretire and ripoff the morons who still think it's 1975, of course.

AP: Streisand has outburst at NYC concert

NEW YORK - The most riveting moment of Barbra Streisand's Madison Square Garden concert was one of the only unscripted ones.

Streisand endured jeers as she interjected a political skit into Monday night's show, exchanging zingers with a celebrity impersonator playing
George Bush as a bumbling idiot.

Though most of the crowd offered polite applause during the slightly humorous routine, it went on a bit too long, especially for those who just wanted to hear Streisand sing.

"Come on, be polite!" the well-known liberal implored. But one heckler wouldn't let up. And finally, Streisand let him have it.

Polite? Who's being impolite, you sow? Shut up and sing. That is the only thing anyone wants out of you.

"Shut the (expletive) up!" Streisand bellowed, drawing wild applause. "Shut up if you can't take a joke!"

Wow. What a classy broad.

With that one F-word, the jeers ended. And the message was delivered — no one gets away with trying to upstage Barbra Streisand, especially not in her hometown.

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