Yeah, it's a conspiracy, ladies.

EXHIBIT A:
Daily Record: MEN SMARTER THAN WOMEN

EXHIBIT B:
The Charlotte Observer: Study: Bias hinders female scientists

EXHIBIT C:

Roto-Reuters: Ted Turner says Power To The Women

Who?

One way to reduce such dangers in the world would be to leave women in charge, said the former husband of Jane Fonda.

Oh, Old Green Teeth. I remember now.

"Men should be barred from public office for 100 years in every part of the world. ... It would be a much kinder, gentler, more intelligently run world. The men have had millions of years where we've been running things.

We've screwed it up hopelessly. Let's give it to the women."