Hugo 'A Go-Go' Chavez Clinches Democrass Nod; Pelosi Aims for Veep With 'Balanced Ticket' Gambit

The Party of Blasphemy, (his mocking Sign of the Cross got the most laughs) Buggery, and 'Bortion today proclaimed Hugo Chavez as its 2008 presidential nominee by acclamation after he delivered the greatest speech in the history of the world. The clincher? He actually quoted Noam "Chimps Ski" Chomsky, noted self- (and other) hating Jew.

Al Goatrapezeera gleefully provides a transcript.

Meanwhile, in a risky political move, Speaker-For-Life Nancybelle Pelosi swerved radically to the right (known as "pulling a Schicklgruber" in certain high-rent districts) in an attempt to position herself as the best hope of making the Democrass ticket "look like America".

Roto-Reuters: Leading Bush critic at home calls Chavez a "thug"

One of President George W. Bush's fiercest political opponents at home took his side on Thursday, calling Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez a "thug" for his remark that Bush is like the devil.

Actually, he said ol' Georgie was the devil. Nice try, Roto-Reuters.

Meanwhile, the candidate begins wooing Blue-ball state voters, misfits, cranks, and the portadores del sombrero de la hoja de la lata:

Hamilton Spectator: Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez gets standing ovation at New York college

After a UN speech in which he called US President Bush "Satan," Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez got a standing ovation with another anti-Bush speech at a New York college.

The South American leader spoke at Cooper Union last night before a packed audience including professors and union organizers.

I wonder if any of those union "organizers" asked ol' A Go-Go how free the unions in his country are?

Chavez proclaimed himself "a friend" of the people of the United States, but said he hopes next time, they'll choose, in his words, an "intelligent president."

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is HugeEgo Chavez, Super Genius.

He got the standing ovation for comments accusing Bush of committing genocide in Iraq.

Chavez compared the Bush administration's actions to those of the Nazis and said the U-S president should be brought before an international tribunal.

Ooooooooooooooh! A devilish nazi! That's the worst kind.