Pharisaical protestants Update.

In the middle of a weekend outing at the ol' Ballyard, two nearby box seat sections chock full of of generic schismatics (I know because they cheered when their "denominations" were mentioned on the message board.) engaged in a battle of lung power using the following bit of genius:

"We love Jesus, yes we do! We love Jesus, how about you?"

Back and forth. Back and forth.

Now, kiddies, you know I am hardly one to criticize public displays of religious faith (except for the C4-wearing kind) but I could not help thinking of those ol' hypocritical Pharisees of yore.

I wondered how many of those proud prods were still with their original spouses? How many wrap their genitals in latex or desiccate their wombs with chemicals? How many tithe?

I know none of them can at present receive the grace of God through His sacraments...