This is why rich and famous people should always use chauffeurs and keep their mouths shut.

AFP: Mel Gibson apologizes for 'despicable' statements during arrest
Hollywood star Mel Gibson apologized for a drunk driving arrest as well as for unspecified "despicable" statements he made during the episode.

The good news? Mr. Gibson has finally proved that Catholicism is nothing more than a 2,000 year old Jew-hater plot. (Dan Brown should write the book!)

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