Dumbass Movie of the Decade.

Snakes on a Plane

"On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes." (view trailer)

This bit of Hollyweird magic stars Samuel L. Jackson (I can only assume the poor fellow is up to his eyeballs in debt.) and opens soon (unless somebody grows a conscience).