No. Not Newsweek. They're all about the truth.

WCVB: Newsweek Rethinks 'Marriage Crunch'
It was a cover-story shocker 20 years ago, with statistics such as 40-year-old single women are more likely to be killed by a terrorist than to tie the knot. NewsCenter 5's Jim Boyd reported Tuesday that Newsweek is now rethinking "The Marriage Crunch." Two decades later, it seems that those statistics turned out to be too pessimistic.

Well, of course they were. All those loser guys who get divorced have to find some loser women with no self-esteem who will marry them.

Newsweek: Pop Culture Takes on the Marriage Crunch
NEWSWEEK's 1986 story on mature marriage has assumed a mythical spot in popular culture. Browse some of the examples below.