It's now official. Porn star wannabes have taken over professional (and much of amateur) tennis.

The grunting and groaning accompanying each swing of the racquet pushed me over the edge. I watched the entire French Open with the sound off. I can no longer bear to watch this great game in person. Shame on everyone responsible for this stupidity.

John Wertheim of Sports Illustrated wraps up everything else from the last two weeks:

Jon Wertheim: Fifty things from the French Open