Italy 1 Australia 0

10 Italians beat 11 Australians (Admittedly, it was only a soccer game.)

To our Australian allies:

That was a horrible way for a game to end, but you were a man up for most of the second half and did not take advantage of it.


To the Azzurri:

You better start playing like one of the best teams in the world. And soon. If you thought losing to Free Korea four years ago was bad, imagine losing to the Swiss or the Ukrainians.