Brave goat rapists save US taxpayers millions!

That's strange. The story seems to write itself.

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AFP: US berated over Guantanamo suicides
The Bush administration endured new EU demands to close a US prison at Guantanamo, Cuba, after three inmate suicides, which one US official called a PR stunt and another an act of war.