The apple may not fall far from the tree, but if it is smart the apple will run away from the tree like the Devil himself is after it.

Sparky Khomeini has seen the light, and it's a bare bulb in a dank dungeon.

UPI: Khomeini's grandson slams Tehran regime

The grandson of Iran's revolutionary Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini says the republic has devolved into a dictatorship that should be toppled by other countries.

Golly, Sparky, there's a surprise. Your grandad wasn't exactly George Washington.

Speaking to the al-Arabiya network on the 17th anniversary of the republic's founding by his late grandfather, Ayatollah Hussein Khomeini denounced the "dictatorship of clerics" leading the fundamentalist Islamist state.

"My grandfather's revolution has devoured its children and has strayed from its course," he said.

Nooooo...Are you sure you're not talking about the French, Russian, Chinese, or Cuban revolutions?

He went on to suggest U.S. President George Bush should send troops to occupy Iran, al-Arabiya said.

"Freedom must come to Iran in any possible way, whether through internal or external developments. If you were a prisoner, what would you do?" Khomeini told the network.

Coke and blue jeans for everybody!

Osama bin Goat Rape, call your office.

He said while he personally favors women wearing a hijab, or veil, Iran needed to "pass a law which makes the wearing of the hijab an optional choice for Iranian women."

Yippee! Here come the hot Iranian babes!

For the last three years, Iran has kept Khomeini under surveillance and has banned him from giving interviews to the Iranian media, the Middle East Media Research Institute said.