We lost power yesterday afternoon...the generators are gulping price-gouged gas made from commie Venezuelan oil...the toilets exploded about 2 AM...

...there are reports of white on white cannibalism coming over the shortwave set...we can only assume California has been lost...

Why, oh, why didn't we listen? We should have known we were totally dependent on the illegal Mexican underclass for everything...

Toilet paper stocks are dangerously low...nobody's watching the baby and the hedges need trimming...

No...No! It can't be true...Soylent Green is people!