Noted adultress Angelina Jolie gives birth to a child sired by noted adulterer Brad Pitt.

Fyodor's Semi-Annual Entertainment Update:

AP: Jolie-Pitt baby delivered by C-section

Accurately (and surprisingly honestly) the unfortunate little girl was named SpawnofAdultery.

Memo To The Newborn: You will not REPEAT NOT inherit your mother's lips.