Memo To The Ladies:

When your man is sitting quietly, minding his own business and you inevitably ask "What are you thinking?", he'll usually say "Nothing".

Or, if he is particularly clever, he'll say something like "I was thinking about how much I love you."

But honestly, ladies, chances are excellent he was really thinking of something along the following lines.

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