Lucy...um...ah...Pinder. Yeah, Lucy Pinder! She's...from...uh, what was I typing?

From the pages of The King Abdullah Gazette:

England! That's it! She's from England, which just happens to be my favorite ally.

Wow. Not that I have anything against blondes, but who needs blondes when Lucy is around?

Maybe I should strive to present a more diverse international selection of talent here in the Gazette...