From the pages of The King Abdullah Gazette: Zhang Ziyi

As a public service I would like to periodically offer moslem men a reason to live (as well as a reason not to kill themselves and untold numbers of innocent people). I realize your average mohammedan in the casbah has no more of a chance of meeting Zhang Ziyi than I do, (and that is a mighty slim chance) but stranger things have happened.

This fake newspaper feature of TheChurchMilitant is dedicated to that Grand Poobah of the Sandbox, our greatest Ally and Friend, the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla, (and all-around rational human being) King Abdullah of the House of Saud.







































Ahhh...Ain't life grand, kiddies?