Les Kinsolving is my hero.

From WND's man at the White House:

All orientations welcome at White House Easter Egg Roll?
McClellan skirts question about masochists attending event next year

By Les Kinsolving

Presidential press secretary Scott McClellan today affirmed that the White House Easter Egg Roll, which occurred earlier today, welcomed "all families," but he did not respond to whether or not alternative orientations beyond homosexuality would be similarly welcomed in years to come.

Asked WND: "Since this morning's annual White House Easter Egg Roll welcomed everybody, including those wearing rainbow leis promoting their sexual orientation, will next year's event include all sexual orientations, including those wearing arm bands proclaiming that pain is pleasure, or not?"

Responded McClellan: "Les, the Easter Egg Roll is a very happy tradition at the White House that dates back to 1878. It is a time for families, and we welcome all families and their children who want to come and participate in the Easter Egg Roll."

"All orientations?" pressed WND. "My question was [on] all orientations."

Said the spokesman: "And you got a response to your question."