You know The Church is in trouble when...

...there are only two Ash Wednesday Masses in a parish of over 1,200 families...

...a pair of conga drums has become a permanent fixture next to the piano...

...and a theology teacher in a Catholic school teaches that The Christ did not actually perform any miracles.



(Thanks to Glenn Beck for the heads up on this last one. He's a convert to mormonism who sends his daughter to a Catholic high school. Sadly, just getting your kids out of the government indoctrination centers is often not enough. Pay attention to what "they" are putting in your kids' heads regardless of who "they" are. BTW, is it too much to ask for teachers in Catholic schools to be orthodox Catholics?)