A plethora of press profundity from Drudge.

ARIZONA GOVERNOR ORDERS TROOPS TO MEXICAN BORDER

Witness: Moussaoui dreamed of flying plane into White House...


Mom: Missing 13-Year-Old Girl Sending Text Messages...

HILLARY GURU PLANS DATABASE TO RIVAL DNC; SOROS FINANCED...

Bush Administration Lambasted At 'Conservative' Forum...

Colorado teacher's dad cites death threats over Bush-Hitler comparison...

Study Warns Women About Spring Break...

Woman sues WALGREENS over insulting comments on prescription...

IRAN THREATENS USA WITH 'HARM AND PAIN'...

Israeli Defense Minister: We'll Move On Iran if UN can't...

US says Iran has enough uranium gas to make 10 nuke weapons...

UPDATE: Three college students arrested in string of Alabama church burnings... 'A joke and it got out of hand'...

Women sue over sex with Marine recruiters...

Whew!

And here's Fyodor's Headline of the Day:

Woman fined for putting make-up on at wheel...