Wednesday, March 01, 2006

NEWS FLASH! Osama bin Bareback is not as big a sissy as previously thought!

A major league wow from Best of the Web Today confounds those who were counting on Señor bin Goat Rape to appear in the new out-Broadway production of La Cage.

Hugs Are for Arming
"The former Melbourne taxi driver convicted this week of receiving cash from al-Qaeda has told of his meetings with Osama bin Laden, and how the world's most-wanted man had a softer side. 'You know, he didn't mind being hugged, but kisses he didn't like,' says Jack Thomas, the 32-year-old Werribee father of three who trained under the al-Qaeda leader in Afghanistan."--Sydney Morning Herald, Feb. 28

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