Time magazine's Thingee of the Year has been chosen!

LEFT: All-American hunter or cartoon rioter?


It's a lock, kiddies. That quail that got away is the perfect symbol of the Chicken Hawks Who Can't Shoot Straight (With Guns That Aren't Really Protected By The Second Amendment 'Cause That Has Something To Do With The National Guard Or Something). The antique media sure knows a world-historical story when a small town paper scoops them, don't they?Rumor has it the quail has been nicknamed "Katrina".


AP: Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack!
The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot in or touching his heart and he had "a silent heart attack" Tuesday morning, hospital officials said.