From The How The Mighty Have Fallen Department:

Bono The Clown. I was the first kid in my town to buy Boy. (I had to special order it.) That seems like a million years ago. (It is still their best album.) Anyway, I solved that IMF/World Bank/Third World kerfuffle months ago. As of yet, Mr. Vox has not commented on my brainy scheme. That makes me think either he's a dope or his handlers are keeping reality from intruding into his rock 'n' roll fantasy. (If the latter is true, there is little hope for him. If the former is true, Bono, call my people. We'll do lunch.)