From Best of the Web Today:
What Would We Do Without Census Bureau Reports?
"The latest Census Bureau report shows median prices for new residences sold in December fell 1.5 percent from the previous month to $221,800. Half of the homes sold for more than the median, the rest for less."--CNNMoney.com, Jan. 27
Whatever Floats Your Boat, Arizona
"Husky Women Whip Arizona 91-73"--headline, KING-TV Web site (Seattle), Jan. 27
Dept. of Creative Euphemism
"Man With 11-Woman Commune Had Stun-Gun?"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 27
That's Easy for You to Say!
"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa Dethroned in Hawaii"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 28
We Blame Bush
"The Brechin Babies: Football boss blames 11 babies on promotion party..nine months ago"--headline and subheadline, Sunday Mail (Glasgow, Scotland), Jan. 29
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