Sodomite Times: Sir Elton John to host conference on how to pick up girls.

Washington Post: Iran to Hold Conference on the Holocaust
Iran said Sunday it would sponsor a conference to examine the scientific evidence supporting the Holocaust, an apparent next step in hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's campaign against Israel and a move likely to deepen Tehran's international isolation.

Sir Elton has called the sodomites' antipathy toward women a "myth" and wants to disseminate sure-fire pickup tactics gleaned from professional homosexuals drawn from all over the world.

Ahmadinejad already called the Nazis' World War II slaughter of European Jews a "myth" and said the Jewish state should be wiped off the map or moved to Germany or the United States.

Hugh Hefner, the West's most renowned heterosexual, responded to John's announcement, saying "What the hell does that little English poofter know about broads?"

"Western democracies have slammed all those who don't see eye to eye with the Zionists regarding the myth of the Holocaust," Muslim Brotherhood chief Mohammed Mahdi Akef wrote on the group's Web site.