Oh no! We're running out of metal!

From LiveScience.com and Yahoo!:

If all nations were to use the same services enjoyed in developed nations, even the full extraction of metals from the Earth's crust and extensive recycling may not be enough to meet metal demands in the future, according to a new study.

The solution is obvious: Export Western socialists to the rest of the world to wreck their economies.

BTW, kiddies, be careful if you visit LiveScience.com. Your brains will be assaulted by flapdoodle like this: Human Ears Evolved from Ancient Fish Gills.