I received a copy of the Onion's BEST OF YESTERDAY'S NEWS calendar this weekend.
My horoscope (Pisces) on January 1 read:
Your fascination with the Vietnam War, combined with your love of romance novels and vampire myths, cause you to produce the worst work of fiction ever.
I guess I'll have to rewrite the Great Italo-Russo novel again.
BTW, nobody around me thinks this is funny. I think I need new friends and coworkers.
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