Black is Black, or, A Whiter Shade of Pale.

The Sacramento Bee:
In-Vince-ible: Young runs, passes Texas to national championship

A championship game that sputtered and coughed in the first half went into hyperdrive in the second. And when it was over there was a new title holder and new national darling: Vince Young.



At present, Mr. Young is merely a quarterback who happens to be African-American. Sooner or later, he will be faced with the most important choice "sports journalism" can conjure:

Will he be an African-American African-American quarterback, or will he sell out to whitey and become a Caucasian-American African-American quarterback?

I know you must be on pins and needles, kiddies. Stay tuned for updates.