On 28 March 2002, top al-Qaeda terrorist Abu "Zabba-Zooba" Zubaida was captured in Pakistan along with his cell phone and handed over to us. I can only hope he was tortured enough to extract everything he knew.
Anyway, Abu's cell phone had over three hundred US phone numbers in its memory. These numbers were surveilled, NOT yours. (See Richard Miniter's latest book here.)
Mr. Zubaida's drycleaner and favorite kosher New York deli, whose numbers were naturally found on the memory chip, were wiretapped for about ten minutes until the evil NSA realized these numbers were merely those of a drycleaner and a deli. The evil NSA then moved on and prevented the slaughter of untold numbers of innocents.
Please call your congressthing and Senatrixes and ask them to continue allowing the good guys (that's us, kiddies) to wage war against the bad guys (that's the goat rapists).
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