A: Dress them in "fashions" you'd have a hard time convincing a $10 whore to wear. (Ok, so Tyra doesn't look good in anything anymore. I'll give you that. She can expect a call from Hustler any minute now.)
Even Adriana Lima, one of the most exquisite women in the world today was unwatchable in last night's horrific Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Allegedly a "holiday" -themed show, this waste of time, money, and beautiful women should be classified as a crime against humanity and its producers jailed. All people of good will hope and pray this will be the last year this nonsense afflicts the airwaves.
Memo To Victoria's Secret: Lose the lame wings. They are so over.
P.S. Boys, if any of you were aroused by this atrocity, you need to see a therapist. Or two.
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