Fyodor avoids People magazine so he will not be hit with hideous shocks like this.

ABOVE: The latest "wife" of Jesse James in happier times.


Last night on Jeopardy (!) I found out sweet and wonderful Sandra Bullock had married that tattooed clown Jesse James earlier this year.

Jesse's bikes and cars are cool, but I saw how he treated one of his "wives" (I think it was the pornstar one. I guess he's into lady thespians.) on one of his reality shows. Even if it wasn't real at all, he came across as a brutish low grade moron.

I guess Sandy just plays cute and smart in the movies.