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USA Today: IRL driver Danica Patrick weds in relative obscurity

Although Danica Patrick got plenty of publicity for her season in the IRL, she certainly didn't want much for her wedding. The 23-year-old, who finished fourth in the Indy 500, and physical therapist Paul Hospenthal, 40, were married Saturday in Scottsdale, Ariz.