Monday, November 21, 2005

And speaking of the forces of the antichrist...

...I found a flyer stuck in my door the other day. It was produced by the Seventh Day Adventists (who?) and claimed the Pope (Well, all Popes, I guess. It was copyrighted last century.) was the antichrist.

I know the proper thing to do is to pray for these poor benighted souls, but if I ever catch one of these moral cretins leaving their filth on my property, I'm gonna lay my hands upon them.

On a lighter note, I sometimes receive invitations to a local Baptist church addressed to "Resident". May I suggest you folks get some marketing help?
I think
Carville's available.

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