Monday, October 24, 2005

Oh, joy, kiddies! It's United Nations Day!

Today, all over the world, good little girls and boys will dress up in a thin three-piece veneer of civilization, behave pusillanimously, ineffectually, and vindictively, and then cap off the celebration by going out and imposing their defective, malformed wills upon their their helpless neighbors by whatever means prove to be necessary.

Yippee!

(BTW, because of a wave of nostalgia sweeping the globe, the Arafat goat rapist* costume has replaced the blue-helmeted child rapist costume as the number one seller this year.)

*For "goat rapist" legal statement, look here.

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