Name: Jill Suzanne Wagner
Born: Jan. 13 1979
Winston-Salem, NC
Height: 5' 8"
Eyes: Emerald green
Hair: Brown
She's best known for appearing on MTV's low grade moron extravaganza Punk'd.
Mercury seriously miscalculated. It is simply impossible for the 98% of American men who are heterosexual to pay any attention whatsoever to their cars when Miss Wagner is in the shot. (No, that is not a typo, kiddies. It's 98%. Kinsey and the other perverts are liars. Surprise!)
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