It's about time we shut down the Canadian border too.

Noted human Celine Dion puts us evil American bastards in our place. (BTW, bitch, where exactly did you get that million bucks?)

International singing star Celine Dion has little problem with the large amount of looting taking place in hurricane-ravaged New Orleans, and she's slamming the U.S. government for its perceived slow response to Katrina's impact.

"You know, some people are stealing and they're making a big deal out of it," Dion said on CNN's "Larry King Live," as she said she'd donate $1 million toward relief.

In the immortal words of Laura Ingraham, "Shut up and donate."

"Oh, they're stealing 20 pair of jeans or they're stealing television sets. Who cares? (The poor folks who own that property, that's who, you ignorant cow! Why don't you invite some criminals to your palatial estate and let them touch your stuff? - F.G.) They're not going to go too far with it. Maybe those people are so poor, some of the people who do that they're so poor they've never touched anything in their lives. Let them touch those things for once."

Dion, a celebrity from Canada who now lives and performs in Las Vegas, took a double swipe at U.S. war policy while criticizing the recovery effort.

"How come it's so easy to send planes in another country to kill everyone in a second, to destroy lives?" she asked.

"I open the television, (There's her problem right there. She opened her tv and fried her gigantic brain. - F.G.) there's people still there waiting to be rescued and for me it's not acceptable. I know there's reasons for it. I'm sorry to say I'm being rude but I don't want to hear those reasons." (Thanks to WorldNetDaily for the heads up.)