"Honey, what's with all the Kafka references?"

So inquired She Who Must Be Obeyed. (Which, BTW, is another of my favorite Liddyisms.)

That was yesterday.

That means the last one was for you, sweetie.

She read Metamorphoses somewhere along the line, but it didn't take.

I do not think Citizen Kafka was a genius. Nor do I think his stories are great literature.

I do think, however, he has a great deal to teach us and we ignore his words at our peril.

I believe ol' Franz got it.

And it scared the living daylights out of him.