Fyodor denounces Laura Ingraham,(Gasp!) Ben Stein, (smaller gasp!) that Hitchens jerk from England, (Who?) and Feline/Canine-Americans.

What's up with the Christabel Hitchens fetish? This pea-brained blowhard is best known for his insane attack on Mother Theresa's character during her funeral. He now apparently describes himself as a former Trotskyist (Kiddies, that means he used to support the wholesale slaughter of innocent foreigners in order to free them from the oppression of IBM, John Deere, and their ilk.) and a supporter of the war in Iraq.

Wake up, Laura. With friends like this, who needs violent diarrhea?

And, yes, I like puppies and kittens, too. But honestly, Miss Ingraham, there are more important things to worry about in New Orleans. You, Ben Stein, and all those who put the well-being of beasts before that of your brothers and sisters are a disgrace to humanity.