Noted Man of Science William Jefferson Blythe Clinton thinks fat South African chicks with low self esteem will go for that old "Nerds are sexy" thing

Thanks to Newsday.com via WND.

Clinton was mobbed at a youth event hosted by the Nelson Mandela Foundation in Johannesburg. Young volunteers and their suited sponsors crowded around Clinton to take photographs and asked for autographs.

Y'all like cigars?

"Not very far from you in the South Pole in the last 10 years, 12 chunks of ice the size of Rhode Island have broken off," Clinton told the volunteers with City Year South Africa, a youth service organization he helped inspire.
Oooooooh, Mr. President. Geography!

"If this continues for another couple of decades, part of South Africa will be under water, and we will lose 50 feet of Manhattan Island in New York."
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