...the priest is the only male on the altar during Mass. There were two "altar servers", (As opposed to altar boys, which phrase you only hear conjoined with "molested".) five "eucharistic ministers", (Don't get me started on that one.) the "song leader", and the "Guitarzan" , all on the distaff side.
Ok, I made up that last one. But it's a perfectly good title for the strum along accompanist during Hee-Haw masses. All we need do is pay a small royalty to Ray Stevens and we're set. Heck, Ray might be a good Catholic boy and let us use it for free.
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